Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Fast and Furious (Jason says 0 out of 2)

1. Did I enjoy it? NO
Why do people ruin a perfectly good car chase movie with dialogue or characterization. Loud music. Louder cars. Loudest crashes. What more do you need?
2. Would I watch it again? NO
Absolutely not. Not even the director cut with the deleted scenes because I'd still have to sit through all the cliched tough-guy bullshit. Why were all of Braga's men at a cock fight instead of guarding him. Since when did you have to bribe a priest to pray in a church? And good gravy why was Toe-sucker in only one scene?

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